Wednesday, November 28, 2007


Scene 1: Kitchen table, evening.

Lucy: Eli is my boyfriend.
Me (dragging concentration away from the book/magazine/email I’m reading): What?
Lucy (impatiently): Eli is my boyfriend.
Me: Umm…
Lucy: We ride the bus together.
Me (putting book/magazine/computer aside with great effort): Ummm…
Me: What makes him your boyfriend?
Lucy: I dunno.
Me: What do you do together?
Lucy: Nothing.
Me: Do you talk to each other on the bus?
Lucy: Not really.
Me: So how is he your [cringe] boyfriend?
Lucy: He just is.
Me (because I can’t help it, it’s just the kind of Mommy I am): Did someone tell you he’s your boyfriend?
Lucy: No. Well, maybe. I don’t remember. I just know he is.
Me: How do you know?
Lucy: Let’s just not talk about this, OK?
Me: Umm…

Scene 2: Kitchen table, next evening.

Me: So, how’s Eli?
Lucy (dragging concentration away from book/magazine/coloring she’s working on): What?
Me: How’s Eli? Did you sit with him on the bus today?
Lucy: Who?

What do you figure? Fifteen, twenty more years of this?

1 comment:

307knox said...


Zach had a girlfriend for one day. He just came out and told me. I did not react, I just went with it. That was last year.

This year he is only dating...boys.

The age of 7 is so fickle.

Hope all is well~